GAMBLING GATEWAY 

Does your existence feel empty despite being a relentless cycle of shrieking horror ending in death? Try GAMBLING! In this casino, the money is FREE! Also, endless! I mean, it's not actually real, you can't buy things with it, but your wife's not going to take the kids and leave you for losing the house either. You're not going to be abducted, driven out to the desert and forced to dig your own grave at gunpoint after breaking your legs failed to incentivize you sufficiently to honor your financial obligations and so regrettably an example must be made. No, this is just simple fun with play money. Failure has NO CONSEQUENCES! Heaven must be like this!